Season 3
200820 episodes
January 27, 2008
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
Episode 4
Wing Nut
February 10, 2008
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
Episode 5
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
February 17, 2008
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
Episode 6
Earth Worst
February 24, 2008
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
Episode 7
The Good One
March 2, 2008
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
Episode 8
Sharif
March 9, 2008
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
Episode 9
Condition: Demolition!
March 16, 2008
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
Episode 10
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
March 23, 2008
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
Episode 11
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
April 6, 2008
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
Episode 12
Tuscaloosa Dumpling
April 13, 2008
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
Episode 14
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
April 27, 2008
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
Episode 15
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
May 4, 2008
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
Episode 16
An Officer and a Dental Dam
May 11, 2008
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
Episode 17
The Okaleechee Dam Jam
May 18, 2008
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
Episode 18
Pile M for Murder
May 25, 2008
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
Episode 19
Mud Days and Cornfused
June 1, 2008
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
Episode 20
Krystal, Light
June 8, 2008
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
