Season 2

October 1, 2006

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

October 8, 2006

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

October 15, 2006

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

October 22, 2006

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

October 29, 2006

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

November 5, 2006

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

November 12, 2006

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

November 19, 2006

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

November 26, 2006

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

December 10, 2006

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

December 17, 2006

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

December 24, 2006

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.