Episode 1
Politics
January 14, 1980
Graeme is faced with selling the image of two potential Prime Ministers to the nation; Bill as the revolutionary Che Monyou and Tim as the stunning Timita.
Episode 2
Saturday Night Grease
January 21, 1980
Bill decides to open Disco Bilius and introduces a mixed dancing competition.
Episode 3
A Kick in the Arts
January 28, 1980
The British Olympic team is broke. Tim joins them and competes against Graeme and Bill's Rest of the World team.
Episode 4
U-Friend or UFO?
February 4, 1980
The strange alien abductions of trombonists prompt Bill to solve the mystery.
Episode 5
Animals
February 11, 1980
Tim becomes an animal rights activist, so Bill becomes a vegetable rights activist and a Watership Down parody ensues.
Episode 6
War Babies
February 18, 1980
The Goodies are grown-up babies who are sent off to boarding school during the war years, and are asked by Churchill to go behind enemy lines to buy him a box of German cigars.