Episode 1
The Loch Ness Monster
October 1, 1971
The Goodies help a suicidal zookeeper to locate a monster for London Zoo's Snowdon Monster House.
Episode 2
Commonwealth Games
October 8, 1971
The Goodies take part in the Commonwealth Games as the British team against the August Bank Holiday Islands - with the entire Commonwealth at stake.
Episode 3
Pollution
October 15, 1971
The land is covered in pollution and the Goodies suspect corruption.
Episode 4
The Lost Tribe
October 22, 1971
The Goodies are asked to find Professor Knutts who went missing whilst leading an expedition to find the Lost Tribe of the Orinoco in 1951. They eventually find him - in Sevenoaks.
Episode 5
Music Lovers
October 29, 1971
Musicians are being kidnapped all over the country, so The Goodies become famous musicians too, eventually get stolen and come face-to-face with their arch-enemy - The Music Master.
Episode 6
For Art's Sake
November 5, 1971
Tim's crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britain's art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money for one painting, forcing the Goodies to take drastic action to pay for it.
Episode 7
Kitten Kong
November 12, 1971
The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.
Episode 8
Dancing
November 19, 1971
Asked to be part of a formation dancing team, the Goodies find that dancing isn't as gentle and pure as they thought, especially when they encounter Delia Capone and her corrupt team.
Episode 9
Farm Fresh Food
December 10, 1971
Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tim's uncle for some fresh country food, only to be further disappointed upon arrival.
Episode 10
Free to Live
December 17, 1971
Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Women's Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graeme's new totty. As a punishment, they are sent to work for Lord Charles (a male chauvinist) - Graeme as the butler and Tim as the maid.
Episode 11
Gender Education
December 31, 1971
In response to a proposed appalling BBC film (for schoolchildren, mark you) on S-E-X education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse - the self-proclaimed most powerful person in the field of television, if not the world, enlists The Goodies to make her version: 'How to Make Babies by Doing Dirty Things'.
Episode 12
Charity Bounce AKA London to Brighton
January 7, 1972
The Goodies are bouncing on space hoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor.
Episode 13
Double Trouble
January 14, 1972
The Goodies' bid to win the Nice Person of the Year Award is being sabotaged by the mysterious Dr. Petal and his evil robot doubles of them and other famous people.
Episode 14
Kitten Kong (Montreux edition)
April 9, 1972
The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.