Episode 1
George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
January 24, 2007
Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begin looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in jeopardy, Benny faces jail time for a crime from days gone by and Vic contemplates engagement to a much younger woman, in the season premiere broadcast.
Episode 2
George's House Has Two Empty Wombs
January 31, 2007
Angie maintains her story that she's pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and beautiful but not too bright fiancée to the family.
Episode 3
George Nieces a New Media Room
February 7, 2007
The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.
Episode 4
George Testi-Lies for Benny
February 14, 2007
Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.
Episode 5
Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
February 21, 2007
George, upset about being publicly humiliated at work, downs a shot of liquor along with the worm in it and hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married to each other.
Episode 6
George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a Cheetah
February 28, 2007
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show in order to expose Vics cheating, gold-digging fiance.
Episode 7
George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good'
March 7, 2007
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
Episode 8
George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes
March 14, 2007
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
Episode 9
George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante
March 21, 2007
A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.
Episode 10
George is Maid to be Ruth-Less
April 4, 2007
George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
Episode 11
George is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
April 4, 2007
When the love of Benny's life Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
Episode 12
George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
April 11, 2007
George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally
Episode 13
George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed
April 11, 2007
George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
Episode 14
George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation
April 24, 2007
When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior back.
Episode 15
George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
April 24, 2007
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
Episode 16
George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test
May 1, 2007
Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, Tony.
Episode 17
George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line
May 8, 2007
Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.
Episode 18
George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia
May 8, 2007
A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some life-altering changes.
