Episode 1
George Gets a Pain in the Ash
October 5, 2005
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
Episode 2
You Dropped a Mom on Me
October 5, 2005
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
Episode 3
George's Dog Days of Bummer
October 12, 2005
George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.
Episode 4
George Drives the Batmobile
October 19, 2005
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.
Episode 5
Trick or Treat Me Right
October 26, 2005
George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
Episode 6
George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
November 2, 2005
George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
Episode 7
George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
November 9, 2005
A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
Episode 8
George Tries to Write a Wrong
November 16, 2005
George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.
Episode 9
George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
November 30, 2005
George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.
Episode 10
George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
December 7, 2005
George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
Episode 11
George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
December 14, 2005
George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
Episode 12
George Enrolls Like That
January 25, 2006
When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.
Episode 13
George Keeps Truant to Himself
February 1, 2006
When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.
Episode 14
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
February 8, 2006
Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to be taken out.
Episode 15
A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
February 15, 2006
George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
Episode 16
George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
February 22, 2006
George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.
Episode 17
George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother
March 1, 2006
Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.
Episode 18
George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
March 15, 2006
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
Episode 19
George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)
March 22, 2006
George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie.
Episode 20
George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
March 29, 2006
"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
Episode 21
George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
April 5, 2006
Benny gets upset when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor. When Angie sides with his mother, George goes drinking with Ernie and discovers who's really right.
Episode 22
It's a Cliffhanger, By George
April 12, 2006
"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police want to question Benny for her part in an old robbery, so she flees; Angie has been feeling sick for days and awaits the results of a home pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after being rejected by her first three choices; Max has swiped a forbidden beer and is about to sample his first alcohol; and Vic prepares to propose marriage to younger woman he barely knows.
