Best Rated Episode
8.2
Episode 21
Night and Deity
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
May 11, 200322m
Episode 21
Night and Deity
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
November 10, 2002
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
Episode 3
Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
November 17, 2002
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
Episode 4
Goodbye Normal Jeans
November 24, 2002
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
Episode 5
Dances With Dogs
December 1, 2002
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
Episode 6
The Son Also Roses
December 8, 2002
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
Episode 7
The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
December 15, 2002
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
Episode 8
Full Metal Dust Jacket
January 5, 2003
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
Episode 9
Pigmalion
January 12, 2003
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
Episode 10
Megalo Dale
January 12, 2003
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
Episode 11
Boxing Luanne
February 2, 2003
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
Episode 12
Vision Quest
February 9, 2003
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
Episode 13
Queasy Rider
February 16, 2003
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
Episode 14
Board Games
March 2, 2003
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
Episode 15
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
March 9, 2003
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
Episode 16
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
March 16, 2003
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
Episode 17
The Good Buck
March 30, 2003
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
Episode 18
I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
April 13, 2003
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
Episode 19
Be True to Your Fool
April 27, 2003
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
Episode 20
Racist Dawg
May 4, 2003
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
Episode 21
Night and Deity
May 11, 2003
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
Episode 22
Maid in Arlen
May 18, 2003
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
Episode 23
The Witches of East Arlen
May 18, 2003
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
