Season 4
199924 episodes
8.6
October 3, 1999
Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank's pals make use of her cast.
Episode 3
Bills Are Made to Be Broken
October 24, 1999
Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchdown record.
Episode 4
Little Horrors of Shop
October 31, 1999
Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy.
Episode 5
Aisle 8A
November 7, 1999
Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.
Episode 6
A Beer Can Named Desire
November 14, 1999
Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.
Episode 7
Happy Hank's Giving
November 21, 1999
Hank's propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport'" as weather stalls the Hills' trip to Peggy's folks in Montana.
Episode 8
Not in My Back-Hoe
November 28, 1999
Jealous of Hank's new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to make amends.
Episode 9
To Kill a Ladybird
December 12, 1999
Bobby's affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank's dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.
Episode 10
Hillennium
December 19, 1999
A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale's stash of hoarded goods is destroyed by a hamster that he was planning to use for food.
Episode 11
Old Glory
January 9, 2000
Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.
Episode 12
Rodeo Days
January 16, 2000
Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater--at least to Bobby.
Episode 13
Hanky Panky
February 6, 2000
Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland's wife catches him with his girlfriend.
Episode 14
High Anxiety
February 13, 2000
Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford.
Episode 15
Naked Ambition
February 20, 2000
Bobby's accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to peep, and thinks she's the target.
Episode 16
Movin' On Up
February 27, 2000
Luanne moves out and into the house across the alley, where her roommates don't carry any of the load.
Episode 17
Bill of Sales
March 12, 2000
Bill becomes Peggy's star--and only--salesman in a health-food sales operation, and his profits net them a trip to a conference in San Antonio, where they must share a room.
Episode 18
Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
March 19, 2000
Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama.
Episode 19
Hank's Bad Hair Day
April 9, 2000
After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war.
Episode 20
Meet the Propaniacs
April 16, 2000
Bobby's impromptu comedy at a propane sale prompts Strickland to send him on the road to entertain at other outlets, leading to a big trade show in front of the Texas propane president.
Episode 21
Nancy Boys
April 30, 2000
After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on her lover, John Redcorn.
Episode 22
Flush With Power
May 7, 2000
Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.
Episode 23
Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
May 14, 2000
Peggy's embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty, but Peggy approves of--wholefootedly.
Episode 24
Peggy's Fan Fair
May 21, 2000
At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie.
