Season 9
197024 episodes
September 22, 1970
A con man (Phil Silvers) tries to sell Washington, D.C., to Jed.
Episode 3
Jed Buys the Capitol
September 29, 1970
Shifty Shafer cons Jed into buying the U.S. Capitol.
Episode 4
Mark Templeton Arrives
October 6, 1970
One Granny plus one Navy frogman equals a running gag: Granny thinks Elly's new beau is a frog.
Episode 5
Don't Marry a Frogman
October 13, 1970
Granny's trying to cure her frog fixation with a potent elixir.
Episode 6
Doctor, Cure My Frog
October 27, 1970
Granny believes that Elly's beau is a web-footed freak.
Episode 7
Do You Elly Take This Frog?
November 10, 1970
A dream sends Granny to a psychiatrist (Richard Deacon).
Episode 10
Shorty to the Rescue
December 1, 1970
Escalation of Granny's frog fixation: she's sending for reinforcements to help fight the frog.
Episode 11
Welcome to the Family
December 8, 1970
Can Elly find happiness married to a frog? Granny's still fighting the match.
Episode 13
The Grunion Invasion
January 5, 1971
When The Clampetts learn that the grunion are due on the California coast, and having no idea who or what the grunion are, head down to the beach to defend it from invasion.
Episode 14
The Girls from Grun
January 12, 1971
A task force of Clampetts awaits an invasion of the U.S. by fish.
Episode 17
The Teahouse of Jed Clampett
February 2, 1971
How to thwart a women's lib strike: hire geisha girls.
Episode 18
The Palace of Clampett San
February 9, 1971
Granny and Elly seek happiness as liberated women.
Episode 20
Elly, the Working Girl
February 23, 1971
Elly joins the women's lib battle against Drysdale.
Episode 22
Love Finds Jane Hathaway
March 9, 1971
An unemployed actor is making a big play for Jane.
Episode 23
The Clampetts Meet Robert Audubon Getty Crockett
March 16, 1971
An actor plans to capture the Clampett millions by passing himself off as kin to Davy Crockett.
