Season 7

October 9, 1968

Jethro challengers next door to the war of the roses, Colonel Dumbarton accepts & they commence to joust. Jed wants to go to see the Queen & give her the deed to Canada. Mr Drysdale convinces him to stay & says he'll bring the Queen to Him. Mr Drysdale dresses Miss Jane as Queen Elizabeth the 1st & accepts the deed. Jethro is Knighted as well.

October 16, 1968

Jethro spies Col.Dumbarton's neice through his telescope.When he tells Jed to look through it Jed sees her brother & thinks it's her 'cause he (she) is wearing a dress.(scottish kilt) Jethro is in love,he wants to marry her. Granny doesn't want Jethro to marry a big ugly girl like that & eventually gets her wish.

October 23, 1968

Mr Drysdale wants to go home,but the Clampetts aren't ready to go yet. Faversham tells him about the Ghost of Clampett castle. Mr Drysdale thinks this will scare the Clampetts & they'll want to go home. Mr Drysdale tells them the story & Jethro wants to hold a seance to contact the ghost. Mr Drysdale dresses as a ghost & almost has them packing their bags until Granny shoots the 'ghost'with her shotgun & he goes howling down the hall. On the trip home Mr Drysdale has to stand all the way 'cause he can't sit down.!

October 30, 1968

Petticoat Junction citizens take Granny's potent potions.

November 6, 1968

While Granny's still in Hooterville, Jethro hires an Italian chef to do their cooking. Granny's @ Drucker's telling him about how she used her tonic on Steve & Betty Jo's baby after discovering that Boy (the Petticoat Junction dog) was in the baby crib, wearing a baby bonnet as well. Thinking that her tonic turned the dog into their baby. Granny sees the baby for the first time & thought it worked wonders! Sam Drucker arrives @ the Shady Rest with a telegram for Granny. The message was from Jethro saying the family's starving & misses her. So after riding on a horse, driving a motorcycle, getting on an airplane, parachuting down to Beverly Hills, she finds the Italian cook feeding the Clampetts. Granny chases after Jethro over that phony telegram!

November 13, 1968

A temporary but tempting Italian cook stirs up a storm.

November 20, 1968

Musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs play themselves in a spoof of Bonnie and Clyde

November 27, 1968

Thanksgiving with the folks from Petticoat Junction and Green Acres.

December 4, 1968

Drysdale casts Dash Riprock in a new role, that of Elly May's lover.

December 11, 1968

Jethro wants to junk his ""old wreck,"" and Granny thinks he means her.

December 18, 1968

The hustle and bustle increases as Christmas nears.

December 25, 1968

The hillbillies celebrate the Christmas holidays in Hooterville.

January 1, 1969

Drysdale finds himself jailed and sharing a cell with a bear.

January 8, 1969

Drysdale has the flu, and too many well-meaning visitors.

January 22, 1969

Jethro starts his own Hollywood talent agengy called JB Enterprises. His office, the entire 5th floor of The Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Cousin Roy pays a visit when a record agent heard him play back in his hometown. The gang decides to pay a visit to JB, hoping he would sign Roy. Jethro doesn't want any hayseeds as clients. So Roy decided to pack for home until he saw Elly May in a nice dress. Roy was speechless (seeing Elly in a nice dress), he decides to pay a visit to that record company.

January 29, 1969

Roy arrives @ the Clampett house hoping to make it in show biz. Problem is, he doesn't have the money. So Jed decides to back up Roy. Meanwhile, Jethro faces eviction from his office @ the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills. Mr. Drysdale demands the $5,000 rent. Jed tries to have Jethro become Roy's agent, but Jethro doesn't want any country hick acts. So he changes Roy to being part of a group. When Roy's new act bombs, Jed & Mr. Drysdale advise Jethro to stick with country music after Roy's record becomes a hit! But Jethro tore the contract & starts begging for Roy to come back!

February 5, 1969

Drysdale evicts Jethro from the bank building.

February 12, 1969

Chaos is rampant at Clampett Enterprises.

February 19, 1969

Drysdale schemes to evict the Clampetts.

February 26, 1969

Business is booming — if confusing — at Clampett Enterprises.

March 5, 1969

Sam Drucker (Frank Cady) foments family unrest when he visits the hillbillies.

March 12, 1969

The mansion becomes a mecca for a phony guru (William Mims).

March 19, 1969

Jogging mania seizes the hillbillies and Drysdale.

March 26, 1969

Pat Boone as a prospective buyer of the Drysdale home.