Season 3

September 29, 1969

Sketches including Cocktail party, Fake commercial, Nun runner, General Bullwright, Missing in America, Maude's world of statues, Fickle finger of fate award, and Joke wall. Featuring Sonny & Cher.

October 6, 1969

Sketches including the Garden of Eden scene, News of the past, present, & future, Hollywood news, Spirit of '76 runner, Psychiatrist's couch scenes, Fickle finger of fate award, and Cocktail party. Featuring the Monkees.

October 13, 1969

Sketches including Health club visit, General Bullwright, Toulouse track runner, Good news & bad news, Maude's world of hospitals, Driving instructor, Pickpocket scenes, and Bum quickie. Featuring Mitzi Gaynor and Jack E. Leonard.

October 20, 1969

Sketches including Salute to organized crime, News of the past, present, & future, Uncle Al the Kiddy's Pal, Fickle finger of fate award, Birth control hints for husbands, Mummy runner, and Letters to Laugh-In. Featuring Romy Schneider.

October 27, 1969

Sketches including Nudist colony, Vaudeville with Kate Smith, Fake commercial - bad breath, Trick-or-treat runner, Sex change operation, Future news, Good & bad news, Cinderella, LBJ Runner, and Ladybird song. Featuring Peter Fonda.

November 3, 1969

Sketches including Pajama party, Goldie ballet film, Good news & bad news, Dick's day,Robot news, Herby the human fly, Cocktail party, Green Hornet, Maude's world of traveling, General Bullwright, and the Joke wall. Featuring Buddy Hackett.

November 10, 1969

Sketches including Luau cocktail party, Quickies, Letters to Laugh In, Tooth fairy fable, Flying fickle finger of fate award, Maude's world of automobiles, and the joke wall. Featuring Carol Channing and Johnny Carson.

November 17, 1969

Sketches including Wife swapping, Galley slave ship runner, News of the past, present, and future, Sid Caesar love-in, and Maude's world of travel. Featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor, Peter Sellers, Diana Ross, and Bing Crosby.

November 24, 1969

Sketches including Sammy David potpourri, That's entertainment, Psychiatrist's couch, High noon runner, Here comes the judge runners, Fickle finger of fate, and cocktail party. Featuring Sammy Davis, Ernie Ford, and Michael Caine.

December 1, 1969

Sketches including Quickie films, Frankenstein and monster exchange, Past, present, &future news, Faith healer, and Maude's world of Privacy. Featuring Jill St. John, Englebert Humperdinck, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Johnny Carson, and Frank Sinatra.

December 8, 1969

Sketches including Fake commercial, Quickies, Kissing booth runner, Past, present, and future news, Lady Godiva, Potpourri, and Maude's world of truth. Featuring Phyllis Diller, Roger Moore, Bob Hope, and Romy Schneider.

December 15, 1969

Sketches including Salute to Vaudeville, Greer Garson introduces and names the fabulous Farkle family, Anger in heaven, Nudist colony, Cocktail party, Maude's world ofExtremism, and Madame Pompadour. Featuring Greer Garson.

December 29, 1969

Sketches including Introduction to Lily Tomlin, Ernestine phone call, The Farkle family revisited, Jo Anne's song, Visitors from space, Moon landing, Maude's world of the sixties, and Joke wall. Featuring Lily Tomlin, Frank Sinatra, Jr., and Nancy Sinatra.

January 5, 1970

Sketches including Tasteful lady, Jim Garner as one of the Farkles, Return of General Bullwright, Intro to tricycle rider, Quickies, Goldie nun runner, The stammer girl, and Maude's world of Indians. Featuring James Garner and Englebert Humperdinck.

January 12, 1970

Sketches including Jonathan as Maudie Frickett, Arrest of the Farkle family, Ernestine calls Gore Vidal, Cocktail party, Flying fickle finger of fate award, and Maude's world salutes American tourists. Featuring Frank Sinatra and Jonathan Winters.

January 19, 1970

Sketches including Quickies, Ernestine calls Millhouse Nixon, Big Al, Flying fickle finger of fate award, Here comes the judge, Maude's world looks at women, Cocktail party with Bing, and Fritz Fogel & the Farkles. Featuring Sammy Davis and Bing Crosby.

January 26, 1970

Sketches including Drug runner blackout, Big Al bullfight, Tony revisits the Farkle family,Maude's world of show business, and Lily the fast talker. Featuring Tennessee Ernie Ford, Tony Curtis and Jill St. John.

February 2, 1970

Sketches including Cocktail party, Quickies, Ernestine calls Nixon, News of the past, present, & future, Maude's world of work, Bar door runners, and General Bullwright.Featuring Jack Benny, Johnny Carson, and Michael Caine.

February 9, 1970

Sketches including Farkle family dance, Silent theater, Wild visuals, Quickies, Carl looks for toupees, Goldie explains the military draft lottery, and Lily's famous call to William Buckley. Featuring Andy Williams, Carl Reiner, and Greer Garson.

February 16, 1970

Sketches including Salute to Weird, Weird World, Dan on Bonanza, Goldie explains taxes, News of the past, present, & future, Perry and Lily chat, Farkle family Thanksgiving, and Breakout in nursery school. Featuring Dan Blocker and Perry Como.

February 23, 1970

Sketches including Cocktail party with Ringo, Goldie explains lending law, Farkle family anniversary with Wally, Lily and Arte shipboard romance, and Ernestine calls Hubert Humphrey. Featuring Ringo Starr and Sheldon Leonard.

March 2, 1970

Sketches including Danny meets Tyrone F. Hornie, Quickies, Scandinavian storyteller, Goldie explains overpopulation, News of the past, present, & future, and Maude's world of the generation gap. Featuring Danny Kaye and Zsa Zsa Gabor.

March 9, 1970

Sketches including Tyrone's bachelor party, Goldie explains time zones, Milton & Mickey encounter, Joke wall, and Farkle family adoptions. Featuring Milton Berle, Mickey Rooney, Jlll St. John, Andy Williams, Buddy Hackett, and Nancy Sinatra.

March 16, 1970

Sketches including Tyrone F. Hornie & Gladys' wedding, Quickies, Carol meets the Farkle family, Soul Sister news song, Goldie explains prerecorded television, and Tiny Tim celebrates Gladys' wedding. Featuring Peter Sellers and Carol Channing.