Season 5
New beginnings and unexpected challenges arise. Darlene and Ben, along with Jackie and Neville, embark on joint honeymoons, leading to comedic mishaps. The family navigates evolving relationships, career changes, and the ever-present trials of daily life in Lanford.
All Episodes
Episode 1
Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
September 21, 2022
In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.
Episode 2
Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
September 28, 2022
Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.
Episode 3
Driving, Dating and Deceit
October 5, 2022
Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.
Episode 4
Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
October 12, 2022
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
Episode 5
A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
October 19, 2022
Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.
Episode 6
Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
October 26, 2022
It’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.
Episode 7
Take This Job and Shove It Twice
November 2, 2022
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.
Episode 8
Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
November 16, 2022
It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipate
Episode 9
Crumbs and Couch Surfers
November 30, 2022
Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.
Episode 10
The Dog Days of Christmas
December 7, 2022
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
Episode 11
Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
January 11, 2023
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
Episode 12
Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
January 18, 2023
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
Episode 13
New Pipes and Old Secrets
February 8, 2023
Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
Episode 14
Adding Insult to Injury
February 15, 2023
Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
Episode 15
Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
February 22, 2023
Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
Episode 16
Hiding In and Moving Out
March 1, 2023
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
Episode 17
The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
March 8, 2023
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
Episode 18
Road Trip and Guilt Trip
March 15, 2023
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
Episode 19
Text Thread and the Marital Bed
April 5, 2023
Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
Episode 20
What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
April 19, 2023
Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
Episode 21
Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
April 26, 2023
Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
Episode 22
The Grad Finale
May 3, 2023
As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.