
Episode 1
Back from the Mort
November 22, 1992
Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.

Episode 2
H*A*S*H
November 29, 1992
Alan is worried that European drug lords may interfere with his attempt to make a profit from the forthcoming legalization of marijuana.

Episode 3
Speaking in Tongues
December 6, 1992
Alan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.

Episode 4
Heil and Farewell
December 13, 1992
Alan tries to take over leadership of a neo-Nazi organization.

Episode 5
A Bigger Splash
December 20, 1992
Alan tries to become a war profiteer by arranging shipments of aid to Bosnia.

Episode 6
The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard
December 26, 1992
With his fortunes falling in Europe, Alan tries to get himself appointed to a government post back in England.