Season 5

August 17, 2003

Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan are introduced as the new hosts. They play the A* Crack Game Show, and the Magical Negro pays a visit.

August 24, 2003

Joe and Doug dare you to submit to the Wheel of Destiny, and Doug's mom reviews porn.

August 31, 2003

The boys host a breast implant fashion show, and the magical negro pays Joe Rogan a visit in a strip club.

September 7, 2003

Joe and Doug follow Dr. Phil on the streets, with a hidden camera, and review the Juggy Consumer Reports.

September 14, 2003

Audience members are put in touch with long lost ex-girlfriends.

September 21, 2003

Doug (Stanhope) hosts ""Make Me Stiff,"" in which contestants must ""keep cool"" in the face of temptation. [So basically, they're just trying to not get boners]

September 28, 2003

When midget porn falls short of Doug's expectations, he blows the lid on the industry in an exclusive expose.

October 4, 2003

Joe and Doug send in the Break-Up Bounty Hunters and present the movie trailer for ""Blue Balls Strip Club"".

October 19, 2003

The boys introduce the latest toilet technology and screen ""Pretty Woman"" with ladies from the Bunny Ranch.

October 26, 2003

Joe and Doug give guys a chance to confess their unmanly sins and receive Man Show-style penance.

November 2, 2003

Join Joe and Doug in the Catalina Islands as they take a look back at some of the best moments from season five of The Man Show.