Episode 1
Season Opener
September 22, 1998
Paul tries Viagra and spends the day hiding the obvious effects while he searches for Jamie, who is stuck on the streets of New York wearing nothing alse then a towel.
Episode 2
A Pain in the Neck
September 29, 1998
When Paul gets his tonsils taken out, his pretty nurse makes Jamie jealous. Meanwhile, Mabel says her first word.
Episode 3
Tragedy Plus Time
October 27, 1998
Jamie's ex-boyfriend dies and leaves everything to her. Debbie has second thoughts about marrying Joan.
Episode 4
There's a Puma in the Kitchen
November 3, 1998
To satisfy her need to mother, Lisa adopts a cat with attitude. Jamie learns the benefits of a ""nooner.""
Episode 5
The Silent Show
November 10, 1998
To help their communication problems, Dr. Sheila recommends that Paul and Jamie not talk to each other for the rest of the day.
Episode 6
Weekend in L.A.
November 17, 1998
Paul and Jamie go to L.A. to try to get superagent Gardner Malloy to represent him. The life of luxury makes them reluctant to go back.
Episode 7
The Thanksgiving Show
November 24, 1998
Jamie and Paul have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Mabel may be allergic.
Episode 8
The Buried Fight
December 14, 1998
When Paul inadvertently injures Hal, he hires the nurse who attended to him after his tonsil removal. Jamie hates her, which leads to a fight. To end the argument, Hal suggests the British tradition of burying the fight.
Episode 9
Farmer Buchman
January 11, 1999
Mr. Wicker goes out of town and asks Paul and Jamie to tend his rooftop garden. Mabel loves another baby's rare toy.
Episode 10
Win a Free Car
January 18, 1999
To save the store, Ira plans to give away a car to the person who keeps their hand on it the longest. Since he can't afford it, he wants all of the contestants to be ringers.
Episode 11
The Honeymoon
January 25, 1999
Dr. Lee helps Paul and Jamie get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon while Lisa cares for Murray.
Episode 12
Valentine's Day
February 8, 1999
Paul and Jamie spend an unsettling trial night in the suburbs.
Episode 13
Virtual Reality II
February 22, 1999
The couple learns that Jamie will be in bed with Mark McGwire via virtual reality.
Episode 14
Uncle Phil Goes Back to High School
March 1, 1999
Uncle Phil goes back to high school. Lisa gets breast implants.
Episode 15
Murray at the Dog Show
April 26, 1999
Sheila declares Paul and Jamie cured. However, Murray is still traumatized by the earlier puma attack, so Paul and Jamie enter him in a dog show.
Episode 16
Millennium Bug
April 26, 1999
Jamie's dress is ruined by a dry cleaner who is unwilling to make restitution. Paul has a dream where Einstein gives him a partial solution to the millennium bug. He needs to have the dream again, so he can get the rest of the solution.
Episode 17
Separate Beds
May 3, 1999
Paul and Jamie discover the extra comfort of sleeping apart. Marvin is wrestling part time and Ira becomes his manager.
Episode 18
Stealing Burt's Car
May 10, 1999
Ira finds a note in some old pants that remind him of a date made twenty years ago but he doesn't remember with whom. Paul and Jamie steal Burt's decrepit car so they can ditch it, since he won't sell it.
Episode 19
Paved with Good Intentions
May 13, 1999
Paul accidentally runs over Jamie's mother. While she is in the hospital, her estranged husband visits.
Episode 20
The Dirty Little Secret
May 17, 1999
When Debbie compiles Buchman and Stemple family trees, she learns that Paul and Jamie are actually cousins.
Episode 21
The Final Frontier (1)
May 24, 1999
Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.
Episode 22
The Final Frontier (2)
May 24, 1999
Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.
