All Episodes
Episode 1
Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies
September 7, 2012
Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.
Episode 2
The Full Mountie
September 14, 2012
McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.
Episode 3
Screw You, Mr. Wonderful
September 21, 2012
Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.
Episode 4
The Man With No Ass
September 28, 2012
Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.
Episode 5
Cousin Sammy Dies in the End
October 5, 2012
When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.
Episode 6
Rainbows and Painted Hos
October 12, 2012
Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.
Episode 7
Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City
October 19, 2012
After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.
Episode 8
Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear
October 26, 2012
Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.
Episode 9
Petey Gets God'd
November 2, 2012
Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.
Episode 10
The Oracle of Vagina
November 9, 2012
Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.
Episode 11
The Horny Bastard
November 16, 2012
Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.
Episode 12
Sex on Ice
November 23, 2012
Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".
Episode 13
Hunts With Handgun
November 30, 2012
After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.