Episode 1
Les Mis
September 18, 2013
A woman confronts her husband on his web surfing habits, a rapper grapples with his hyperactive hype man, and the villain of an epic musical can't get a word in.
Episode 2
East/West Bowl Rap
September 25, 2013
Two women prepare to fight outside a club, and the Valets wonder why people mess with the Batmans.
Episode 3
Slap-Ass
October 2, 2013
Two slaves try to find a way out of fighting to the death, and a member of a Latin gang proves his toughness.
Episode 4
Boarding Group One
October 9, 2013
A passenger finds out that he's far from the first to board, and some breakdancers keep it nooice.
Episode 5
Obama Shutdown
October 16, 2013
The Obamas get intimate, the founding fathers talk gun control, and Metta World Peace makes a wish.
Episode 6
Cunnilingus Class
October 23, 2013
Homies learn how to pleasure a lady, and MVP Ozamataz Buckshank rocks a post-game interview.
Episode 7
Sexy Vampires
October 30, 2013
A hotel guest is blown away by the Continental breakfast, and a psycho's victims stay positive.
Episode 8
High on Potenuse
November 6, 2013
A guy learns how to buy drugs in public, and an executive tests a speech for political correctness.
Episode 9
Tackle & Grapple
November 13, 2013
Meegan gets Andre in trouble, and sensei Doug Duggart teaches self-defense for the ladies.
Episode 10
Black Ice
November 20, 2013
Local news anchors warn viewers about the dangers of "black ice," Lando Calrissian deals with an admirer, and Metta World Peace gives tips to homemakers.
Episode 11
The Power of Wings
November 27, 2013
A pawn shop customer asks after some suspicious items, Wendell makes a vanity video, and Karim and Jahar go to the gym.
Episode 12
East/West Bowl 2
December 11, 2013
The players in the 2013 East/West Bowl introduce themselves, a suspect landlord searches a tenant's apartment, and Metta World Peace explores his physical limitations.
Episode 13
Pussy on the Chainwax
December 18, 2013
Some friends argue over whether a new slang phrase is a "thing," a man learns the truth about his father's Hollywood past, and the valets come to Anne Hathaway's defense.
