Episode 1
First One to Laugh Loses
October 16, 2006
Doing his best to make Spenny laugh, Kenny engages in an outrageous barrage of funny costumes and ridiculous characters. Thinking defensively, Spenny tries to plunge himself into a deep depression and existential crisis.
Episode 2
Who Do Gay Guys Like More?
October 23, 2006
Kenny and Spenny each go on a date with the same gay man, who will decide whom he likes better. Spenny decides that he will do anything to win, while Kenny does everything in his power to make Spenny look like a scumbag.
Episode 3
Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus on Their Head the Longest?
November 2, 2006
The boys see who can wear a dead octopus on his head in this brutal endurance competition. Both guys lose their minds as a rotting corpse stinks up their scalps…one more than the other.
Episode 4
Who Can Win a Ten Mile Race?
November 9, 2006
In this brutal endurance competition Kenny is at a disadvantage, Spenny is a runner, but that's not the reason why this competition turns out to be a disaster.
Episode 5
Who Can Make a Better Porno?
November 13, 2006
Judged by a professional porn producer, the guys compete to see who can make a better porno movie. Spenny decides to recreate an unfulfilled teenage fantasy, while Kenny decides to star in his own production, producing the first sketch comedy porno ever made.
Episode 6
Who Can Lift More Weight with Their Genitals?
November 20, 2006
Qigong is the ancient contest of genital weightlifting. Spenny and Kenny stretch their genitals to the extreme. But, unfortunately, both guys have more to worry about than hernias.
Episode 7
Who Is Cooler?
November 27, 2006
The boys compete to see which one is “cooler.” In possibly his lamest strategy to date, Spenny tries to transforms himself with a Johnny Depp impersonation. Kenny, knowing he’s cooler, just relaxes and parties.
Episode 8
Who Can Produce More Semen?
December 4, 2006
The boys see who can produce the most semen in a week. Kenny, knowing that Spenny is a master of masturbation, must do something drastic to stop him!
Episode 9
Who Can Stay in a Haunted House the Longest?
December 11, 2006
The guys see who can best manipulate the supernatural. Spenny, who is afraid of ghosts, uses white witchcraft and his guardian angel to protect himself, while Kenny, who doesn't believe in ghosts, tries to frighten his best friend by scaring the living shit out of him.
Episode 10
Who Can Catch a Bigger Fish?
December 18, 2006
The guys head out to sea in a fishing competition. Spenny claims to be the better fisherman, but Kenny wants Spenny to be the catch of the day.
Episode 11
Who Can Imitate the Other Guy Better?
December 28, 2006
Judged by the crew, the guys must impersonate each other for several days. Spenny's impersonation of Kenny is good, but when Kenny starts to portray Spenny in a horribly negative light, Spenny breaks character in order to defend himself.
Episode 12
Who Can Stay Homeless the Longest?
January 7, 2007
The boys decide to give up all the comforts of home and see who can stay homeless the longest. Will Spenny survive without his hand sanitizer and sunscreen, or will Kenny’s lack of coffee and videogames give Spenny the edge?
Episode 13
Arm Wrestling Competition
January 14, 2007
Kenny and Spenny decide to have an arm wrestling competition. Terrified that Kenny will tamper with him, Spenny hires a security force and a trainer, while Kenny unveils his most unpredictable plot to date.