Season 2

January 28, 2012

Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.

February 4, 2012

When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.

February 11, 2012

After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.

February 18, 2012

Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.

February 25, 2012

Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.

March 3, 2012

Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.

March 24, 2012

As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.

March 31, 2012

Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.

April 7, 2012

A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.

April 14, 2012

Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.

May 19, 2012

Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.

May 26, 2012

Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.

June 2, 2012

Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.

June 9, 2012

Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.

June 16, 2012

Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.

June 23, 2012

Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.