Season 2

January 3, 1963

Hercules the horse is sick and the Steptoes' business is under threat. Fellow totters rally around and Albert and Harold hatch a plan to profit.

January 10, 1963

Albert's habit of having a bath in the front room is ruining his son's love life. Harold has had enough and decides to build a proper bathroom but Albert is not happy.

January 17, 1963

Albert decides to get married again, but despite the qualities of his future stepmother, Harold does everything to put a stop to it.

January 24, 1963

Harold plans to take Albert out to celebrate his 65th birthday, but they disagree over everything and end up going home alone.

January 31, 1963

Harold has acquired a collection of classical music records and plans a cultural evening. Albert hates it so much he takes some drastic action.

February 7, 1963

Harold has arranged a poker game with a few friends. Albert is morally outraged by the idea of gambling. However, he sees Harold is being cheated by his 'friends' and decides to help.

February 14, 1963

While out on his rounds Harold falls for a wealthy married woman. Albert is unimpressed and tries to talk Harold out of making a fool of himself.