July 7, 2011
Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.
Episode 3
Ride Me to Hell
July 14, 2011
When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.
Episode 4
G. I. Twayne
July 21, 2011
After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.
Episode 5
The Ring of Powers
July 28, 2011
Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.
Episode 6
Attack of Mark's Clone
August 4, 2011
Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.
Episode 7
Wail Street
August 11, 2011
Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.
Episode 8
Little Ship of Horrors
August 18, 2011
Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.
Episode 9
Lilly and the Beast
August 25, 2011
Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.
Episode 10
Mummy Dearest
September 1, 2011
Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.
Episode 11
Journey to the Center of Twayne
March 14, 2012
A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.
Episode 12
Any Given Workday
March 21, 2012
Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.
Episode 13
The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
March 28, 2012
Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.
Episode 14
Mark Loves Dick
April 4, 2012
Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.
Episode 15
The Stalking Dead
April 11, 2012
Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.
Episode 16
The Dork Knight
April 18, 2012
A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.
Episode 17
Fools for Love
April 25, 2012
Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.
