Episode 1
Training Camp
October 11, 2012
The League prepares for the draft and the arrival of Kevin and Jenny's baby boy. Taco's business dealings with Jerry Jones get the guys invited to the Dallas Cowboys' Training Camp.
Episode 2
The Hoodie
October 18, 2012
Kevin and Jenny argue over whether or not their son will be circumcised and everyone takes sides, including Shiva.
Episode 3
The Freeze Out
October 25, 2012
A kid's birthday party interferes with Pete's planned paintball outing. Meanwhile, Ruxin has a run-in with a sushi chef.
Episode 4
The Breastalyzer
November 1, 2012
Kevin and Jenny realize that Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group. Meanwhile, Rafi is entrusted to take Ruxin's son to his swim class.
Episode 5
Judge MacArthur
November 8, 2012
Kevin runs into NFL quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick at a charity event. Meanwhile, the guys attempt to determine who among them is the smartest.
Episode 6
The Tailgate
November 15, 2012
Andre's plan to take the guys tailgating is thwarted when their high school nemesis Frank "The Body" Gibiatti and his gang have the same idea. Taco tries to sell knockoff merchandise and has a run in with Chicago Great Jim McMahon.
Episode 7
The Vapora Sport
November 29, 2012
Pete fights over a pair of shoes with a man in a wheelchair. Taco teaches a dog to recognize the scent of sex. Jenny and Kevin get Ellie a piano.
Episode 8
The Anchor Baby
December 6, 2012
Ruxin is worried that Sofia has soured on their marriage. The guys try to shake free of an undesirable acquaintance. Jenny uses insider information to make a dirty trade.
Episode 9
Bro-lo El Cordero
December 6, 2012
Andre takes advantage of Kevin after his colonoscopy. Pete suspects his Grandpa Duke is committing adultery. The group enlists Rafi to settle a League dispute when no one trusts Ruxin to do it.
Episode 10
Our Dinner With Andre
December 13, 2012
Kevin is blackmailed by Ellie's boyfriend, Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues, and Pete re-connects with his high school crush Gina Gibiatti.
Episode 11
12.12.12
December 13, 2012
Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy prepare for the end of the world.
Episode 12
A Krampus Carol
December 20, 2012
Andre and Trixie's relationship is put to the test. Jenny and Pete make special offerings to Shiva. Rupert Ruxin has a gift for his son while Taco challenges the Mall Santa.
Episode 13
The Curse of Shiva
December 20, 2012
Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.
