All Episodes
Episode 1
Pilot
September 20, 1991
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
Episode 2
The Dance
September 27, 1991
Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.
Episode 3
Rules of the House
October 4, 1991
Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.
Episode 4
First Anniversary
October 11, 1991
The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.
Episode 5
Frank & Son
October 18, 1991
Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.
Episode 6
Pulling Together
October 25, 1991
Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.
Episode 7
Yo-Yo's Wedding
November 1, 1991
Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.
Episode 8
Just for Kicks
November 8, 1991
Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.
Episode 9
Into the Woods
November 15, 1991
Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.
Episode 10
Mixed Messages
November 22, 1991
An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.
Episode 11
A Day in the Life
November 29, 1991
While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.
Episode 12
The New Car
December 6, 1991
J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.
Episode 13
Getting Organized
December 13, 1991
Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.
Episode 14
Home Alone
January 3, 1992
Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.
Episode 15
Drive, He Said
January 17, 1992
Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.
Episode 16
Bully for Mark
February 7, 1992
Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.
Episode 17
The Boys in the Band
February 14, 1992
J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.
Episode 18
School Daze
February 21, 1992
Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.
Episode 19
Country Club
February 28, 1992
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
Episode 20
Daddy's Girl
March 6, 1992
Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.
Episode 21
He Wanted Wings
March 27, 1992
Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.
Episode 22
Beauty Contest
April 24, 1992
Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.