Episode 1
Pilot
July 23, 2003
Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt. Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy, only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian's car. Fortunately, he discovers evidence of a crime in the car's trunk.
Episode 2
Fireworks
July 30, 2003
Suspected Fireworks possession Jones and Garcia go to talk to a guy named Carl about illegal fireworks. Prostitution sting Weigel goes undercover and dresses up as prostitute with no results. A.P.B robbery in progress Jones and Garcia make Jehovah witnesses get down on the ground. The deputies mess around with the fireworks they get where Dangle accidentally sets off one in the van which lights up all the fireworks which go of in the van.
Episode 3
Execution Tickets
August 6, 2003
Dangle and Junior try to win tickets to the Amy Grant concert off the radio by naming every Stephen Sondheim musical when they accidentally hit the back of a car (I know, Dangle seems to do that every episode.) At the morning roll call, Dangle announces that he has two passes to a public execution. The officers in the department have to be on the lookout for perps with specific features in a weird scavenger hunt. It concentrates for the rest of the episode the various ways the officers attempt to manipulate the hunt. Garcia ends up winning by bringing in an over 6'5"" Jewish crack head with a wig and a tattoo of a bird (being Jewish was double the points.) He takes the hooker that Williams had arrested to the execution, and all the other officers flip him off as he leaves.
Episode 4
Clementine's Pregnant
August 13, 2003
A drug test at the department reveals the Clemmy is with child. So, she looks for potential suiters. Garcia, being a gentleman, gives Clementine a proposition, that she refuses. Meanwhile, Deputy Johnson also babysits a sex offender around the neighborhood where he's moving in.
Episode 5
Jones Gets Suspended
August 20, 2003
Garcia makes a bad racist joke around Jones leading to Jones' suspension for punching Garcia. To his dismay, Jones has to work crossing-guard duty. He later learns that crossing-guard duty is better than he thought it would be. Garcia is also affected by the incident when he has to pair up with Weigel.
Episode 6
Help From the FBI
August 27, 2003
When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward.
Episode 7
Wiegel Suicide Watch
September 3, 2003
Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of "look at me!" Officer Wiegel realizes the benefits of attempting to kill yourself.
Episode 8
Clementine Gets Married
September 10, 2003
Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from scummy boyfriend Steve. Will love conquer justice? Probably.
Episode 9
Garcia's Anniversary
September 17, 2003
It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.
Episode 10
Burning Man Festival
September 24, 2003
The officers are Reno 911! are humanitarians for the right price. But are some hookers too crazy, no matter how much money?
Episode 11
Dangle's Moving Day
October 1, 2003
Lieutenant Dangle has got a big job for the department. But only Officer Jones will help. Will Dangle mind being alone with Jones?
Episode 12
Terrorist Training: Part 1
October 8, 2003
Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when, they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Weigel swoons over Dwayne and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.
Episode 13
Terrorist Training: Part 2
October 15, 2003
The department cheats to pass the homeland security training.
Episode 14
Halloween
October 20, 2003
Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks. Jones dies and the cast watches his tape that he made just in case he did die. The tape after revealing things about everyone tells them how Jones would want them all to drink 10 shots for him. Clementine Johnson goes to a vandalism call and finds gothic teenagers. She talks to them and tells them how there is no Satan.
