Season 3
196332 episodes
6.1
October 2, 1963
Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.
Episode 3
Laura's Little Lie
October 9, 1963
Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.
Episode 4
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
October 16, 1963
Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.
Episode 5
All About Eavesdropping
October 23, 1963
Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.
Episode 6
Too Many Stars
October 30, 1963
Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.
Episode 7
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
November 6, 1963
While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!
Episode 9
Big Max Calvada
November 20, 1963
A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.
Episode 10
The Ballad of the Betty Lou
November 27, 1963
The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - Van_Dyke_r@hotmail.com
Episode 11
Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
December 4, 1963
Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.
Episode 12
The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
December 11, 1963
Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.
Episode 13
The Alan Brady Show Presents
December 18, 1963
The staff has to plan a Christmas show.
Episode 14
The Third One from the Left
January 1, 1964
Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.
Episode 15
My Husband is the Best One
January 8, 1964
Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.
Episode 16
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
January 15, 1964
Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!
Episode 17
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
January 22, 1964
Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.
Episode 18
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
January 29, 1964
Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.
Episode 19
Happy Birthday and Too Many More
February 5, 1964
Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!
Episode 20
The Brave and the Backache
February 12, 1964
Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.
Episode 21
The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
February 19, 1964
Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.
Episode 22
My Part-Time Wife
February 26, 1964
Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.
Episode 23
Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
March 4, 1964
Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.
Episode 24
How to Spank a Star
March 11, 1964
Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.
Episode 25
The Plots Thicken
March 18, 1964
The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.
Episode 26
Scratch My Car and Die
March 25, 1964
Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.
Episode 27
The Return of Edwin Carp
April 1, 1964
Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.
Episode 28
October Eve
April 8, 1964
Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.
Episode 29
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
April 15, 1964
Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.
Episode 30
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
April 22, 1964
Rob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.
Episode 31
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
April 29, 1964
Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.
