Season 3

September 15, 1972

Computer dating disaster: Oscar gets matched with Felix's ex-wife.

September 22, 1972

Oscar and TV sports legend Howard Cosell engage in a tongue-to-tongue showdown.

September 29, 1972

Oscar falls in love with a princess from a very small country whose royal portrait is being shot by Felix.

October 6, 1972

Felix takes a writing course and gives the words "no talent" new meaning.

October 13, 1972

Felix and Oscar join Brother Ralph, a former ad exec who turned his back on the rat race, at the Brotherhood of Life Mission for a retreat of peace and contemplation.

October 20, 1972

Oscar is unable to start writing his book while Felix won't stop cracking his whip.

October 27, 1972

Oscar has a great and unusual idea about how to prevent his mother from knowing about his divorce.

November 3, 1972

Felix can direct his first television commercial, if Oscar uses his friendship with Deacon Jones to get the elusive football player to appear in the ad.

November 10, 1972

Felix suffers from a very unique case of trauma while expecting a child.

November 17, 1972

Felix intends on giving Oscar a surprise party -- regardless if he likes it or not.

December 1, 1972

After meeting Allen Ludden and Betty White at a restaurant where our buddies were having dinner with their dates, Oscar and Felix practice Password at home with their friends, and then try out for the show, where they become contestants, and the hilarity ensues!

December 8, 1972

Felix tries to be a pal to his daughter.

December 22, 1972

A mystery woman makes Oscar and Felix rivals.

January 5, 1973

Felix nurses Oscar's ulcer.

January 12, 1973

Terminal incompatibility almost throws Felix out.

January 19, 1973

The IRS summons Felix.

February 2, 1973

Oscar's secretary is doomed when she becomes Felix's agent.

February 9, 1973

There's only one way Felix can get new costumes for his opera group: Oscar has to win the money in a pool game.

February 16, 1973

Felix becomes lawyer to himself and Oscar after they get charged with ticket scalping.

February 23, 1973

After Felix gets angry at Oscar for burning his bed, Oscar suggests that they appear as contestants on a New York version of Let's Make a Deal so they can win a bed as a prize. What do they dress as? Front and back ends of a horse! What happens? You'll have to see to believe!

March 2, 1973

Oscar lies to his mother and tells her that he has a girl -- and she wants to meet her.

March 9, 1973

After repainting the apartment, Felix gets the redecorating bug and does the entire place over in ultra modern furniture. Oscar can't stand it, and redefines ""bad taste"" in his makeover with furniture from a discount house.

March 23, 1973

Felix and Oscar try to get rid of a depressed house guest.