Series 9
All Episodes
Episode 1
The Sweet Smell of Success
April 22, 1983
Mrs. Slocombe sells her home-made perfume. After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Peacock finds Captain Peacock without his pants (perfume had spilled on them) and the ill-fated trousers in the hands of Mr. Rumbold's secretary.
Episode 2
Conduct Unbecoming
April 29, 1983
Mr. Humphries is accused of stealing and his distinguished career could end in disgrace. In a trial, he is found guilty and dismissed, but Mr. Harman finds the missing money in the back of the till from which it was supposedly stolen.
Episode 3
Memories Are Made of This
May 6, 1983
When the handsome golf pro from Sports comes to the floor for a demonstration, he accidentally hits Mrs. Slocombe. She then thinks she's a little girl, wrecking havoc on the store as she cavorts around the department.
Episode 4
Calling All Customers
May 13, 1983
The staff perform a play on CB radio to advertise Grace Brothers. The play results in the store being swamped by truck drivers who are driven off by Mr. Humphries and Mrs. Slocombe.
Episode 5
Monkey Business
May 20, 1983
Bad news. Grace Brothers may be bought by the Japanese. The staff take their problems to Number Ten, where they speak with President Reagan by phone. Mrs. Thatcher gets fashion tips from Mr. Humphries.
Episode 6
Lost and Found
May 27, 1983
When Mrs. Slocombe's cat turns up missing, she decides that only Mr. Humphries could take its place.