Season 2

February 12, 2009

Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.

February 19, 2009

Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.

February 26, 2009

When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.

March 5, 2009

Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.

March 12, 2009

Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.

March 19, 2009

When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.

March 26, 2009

Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.

April 2, 2009

A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?

April 9, 2009

Xavier has amnesia.

April 16, 2009

When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.