All Episodes
25m
Episode 1
Blinded with Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions
6.5
February 1, 2024
After returning from summer break, the students of Clone High become acquainted with their new science teacher, Professor Hirsute. Meanwhile, a newly friendless Joan receives an invite from the only club that will take her as a member.
26m
Episode 2
Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town
7
February 1, 2024
Scudworth takes Frida under his wing, causing the would-be artist to consider a more lucrative career… in competitive snorkeling.
27m
Episode 3
Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation
9
February 1, 2024
While Scudworth develops a plan to convert Clone High into a religious school, JFK seeks absolution for his philandering lifestyle from the Prayer Pals. Plagued with guilt after her tryst with Toussaint, Harriet turns to Joan – and the Lord – for advice.
26m
Episode 4
The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero
6.5
February 1, 2024
When Scudworth names Joan principal for the day, she tries to win her former friends back with an exclusive in-school soiree… that soon gets out of hand.
26m
Episode 5
Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does
9
February 1, 2024
As Valentine’s Day nears, Confucius and Joan con Harriet into thinking they’re a couple. Meanwhile, Scudworth swoons over an old nemesis.
25m
Episode 6
Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out
8
February 1, 2024
Tensions mount on a ski trip to Avalanche Mountain, threatening love triangles, bromances… and Mr. B’s sanity.
24m
Episode 7
Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides
6
February 1, 2024
Tasked with creating a new batch of clones, Scudworth and Mr. B realize they may be past their gravedigging prime. Then, Joan leads the charge to stop an illicit cemetery rendezvous before Abe loses everything… except his virginity.
24m
Episode 8
Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus
6.5
February 1, 2024
After Scudworth imposes mandatory Parent-Principal conferences on the student-body, Confucius enlists his feuding friends to fill in for his absentee foster parents. To win over Frida’s dad, Harriet helps give Cleo an epic make-under.
26m
Episode 9
Cloney Island: Twist!
6.5
February 1, 2024
After noticing Scudworth’s stranger-than-usual behavior, the clones uncover a tale of rival theme parks, romance, and revenge… all within the pages of his diary.
24m
Episode 10
The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work
5.5
February 1, 2024
Joan, Abe, and the rest of the gang find themselves saddled with summer jobs at the theme park of Scudworth’s childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Candide’s plan to wipe Cloney Island off the map threatens the future of Clone High.