Episode 1
49ers Foam Fingers, $7
September 22, 2021
Connor invites the Hayworth clan to a San Francisco 49ers game as he tries to close his latest business deal. Tom gets a chance to showcase his football skills, Denise tries to get Sarah to come to terms with Shamiah's new interest in cheerleading.
Episode 2
Chorizo with Mojo Verde and Chicharrón, $45
September 29, 2021
Things get a little hot in the kitchen when Tom considers ghostwriting a memoir for a celebrity chef. Connor starts dating a woke friend of Sarah and Denise's who makes a surprising impact on him.
Episode 3
Bottle Service, $800 Plus Tip (25% Suggested)
October 6, 2021
The family is in for a wild night out when they accompany Connor to a club to help him jump-start his dating life.
Episode 4
Windmount Academy, $42,000/year
October 13, 2021
Marina worries Camila’s lost touch with her Mexican heritage, so she enlists Tom and the rest of the family to help reconnect with her roots. Prompted by Denise, Sarah interviews for a job at Gretchen’s school but receives some unwanted assistance from Connor.
Episode 5
Giant Jenga, $120
October 20, 2021
Tom spirals when Connor dates a woman who broke his heart at summer camp. Then, family game night becomes an all-or-nothing competition between Marina and Denise.
Episode 6
Box of King-Size Candy Bars, $48.99
October 27, 2021
Trick or treat is not the only question on the Hayworths' minds as they debate the best neighborhood for a spooktacular Halloween. Meanwhile, Connor navigates sharing the holiday with his ex-wife, Emily.
Episode 7
Speeding Ticket, $180
November 3, 2021
Sofia brings out Tom's adventurous side which ignites Marina's jealous side. Meanwhile, Sarah and Denise learn that Shamiah has been confiding in Connor instead of them, leaving them no choice but to take action.
Episode 8
Two Thousand Pounds of Sand, $240
November 17, 2021
Tom, Sarah and Connor are determined to prove that they can host a successful Thanksgiving dinner when they switch up their annual holiday tradition to gather at Connor's place. Denise has some sibling drama of her own when her sister joins the Hayworth family celebration.
Episode 9
Secret Santa Gift, $25 Limit
December 1, 2021
As Christmas approaches, Tom finally receives his first advance check from the Sofia Salazar book, leaving him and Marina to decide what to do with the money; Sarah receives an extravagant gift from the parents at her new school.
Episode 10
Men's Water-Resistant Watch, $289
January 5, 2022
Tom and Marina must make a difficult choice after they uncover a bombshell revelation about Sofía Salazar; Connor and JoJo's secret relationship is complicated by Denise and Sarah's matchmaking efforts.
Episode 11
Camping Tent, $39.99
January 12, 2022
While Connor looks to Tom for advice on how to come clean with Denise about a sensitive matter, Marina is surprised to learn that Sarah didn't like her when they first met.
Episode 12
Round Trip Ticket SAN-OAK, $234
January 19, 2022
Tom feels threatened when Marina's father visits, but it's Marina who has a hard time making peace with her Papi; Connor helps Sarah and Denise declutter their small apartment.
Episode 13
Pregnancy Test, $12.98
February 2, 2022
Connor and JoJo's Valentine's Day takes an awkward turn when his ex-wife and daughter crash their romantic evening; a pregnancy scare derails Tom, Marina, Sarah and Denise's dinner.
Episode 14
Salsa Competition Entry Fee, $45
February 23, 2022
Marina convinces Connor to dance with Lupe in a salsa competition to get to know her better. Meanwhile, Sarah and Denise take care of Tom as he recovers from a medical procedure.
Episode 15
FaceFlop App, $1.99
March 2, 2022
Tom and Connor vie to prove who would make a better sperm donor to Denise. Meanwhile, Sarah tries to prove to Alison that she has what it takes to direct the spring musical by throwing a successful fundraiser at Connor's house.
Episode 16
Keg of Light Beer, $180
March 16, 2022
While Tom and Marina attempt to relive their youth at a college party, Connor and Denise deal with JoJo potentially leaving when she gets an offer to go on a reality show. Meanwhile, Sarah considers casting her niece in the school musical.
Episode 17
Workout Leggings, $29
March 23, 2022
Sarah very reluctantly asks Tom to help her write the Windmount Academy Musical. Meanwhile, in preparation to get pregnant, Denise starts a workout routine with Marina and Connor.
Episode 18
Poker Game, $800 Buy-In
April 6, 2022
Tom and Sarah crash a poker night that Connor is hosting for some rich and famous friends. Meanwhile, when Camila mentions she thinks there is a ghost in the house, Marina and Denise clash over their very different beliefs.
Episode 19
Animatronic Gorilla, $2,200
April 13, 2022
As Tom struggles to finish his book before his 40th birthday, his dad, Marshall, hijacks his writing seminar. Meanwhile, Denise convinces Marina that she needs to do something special for Tom's 40th and talks her into doing boudoir photos. In addition, Sarah and Denise go overboard to impress a potential sperm donor.
Episode 20
Mango THC Gummies, $18
April 20, 2022
The entire Hayworth family goes to attend the Windmount Academy musical to support Gretchen and Sarah. Meanwhile, in an effort to help calm Tom's nerves as he awaits news about his book, Marina proposes they take the edge off and relax by taking edibles.
Episode 21
Book Deal, Terms Negotiable
May 11, 2022
Tom's potential new publisher invites himself to the Hayworth family brunch which sends him into a nervous frenzy. Meanwhile, Sarah and Marina give conflicting advice to Connor about his relationship with Windmount's vice principal, Lauren.
Episode 22
Ticket to Space, $1 Million
May 18, 2022
Tom attempts to keep Connor grounded after he announces his plans to go to space then falls into a rough patch himself after learning some bad news. Meanwhile, Marina gets stuck while trying to transform their attic into a writing space for Tom.
