Half Past Dead

Steven Seagal likes to wave his gun around before he shoots and shield his eyes for no reason. Speaking of no reason, Steven Seagal crosses his arms to fire two guns and yet still can’t hit anything. His big fight with Morris Chestnut’s 49er One takes place in the air as they hang from chains and swing around like Tarzan. The butt rock riffs are blastin’, but screech to a halt the minute their feet touch the floor. One of the last sequences is Steven Seagal jumping out of an airplane to save a court justice, but he has to put on sunglasses before the free fall. https://bit.ly/SeagalSlaps